mum made me a cup of tea but i’m pissed off at her so i’m not gonna go drink it
that’s how we show our anger in england, you see
actually, we did that first
be quiet america you’re still grounded after romney almost happened
(Source: milkouji, via the-anal-rapist)
Stop making me become attracted to racist, violent tempered, despicable men with bad teeth please.
Seriously, I feel wrong being so attracted to Calvin Candie. So very wrong.
Let’s not forget he may or may not have been in an…
ugh, I know right! Even the way she looked at him and how he constantly seemed to be touching some part of her. And then the kissing! I was like “no, stop doing that with your sister! Family isn’t meant to be that close!” every time they’d interact with each other.
Unf, but god I totally agree, it’s not even only Leo’s face that does it all, Candie’s just so god damn charming. Why?
Exactly! And the way she walked with her dress bouncing up and down. Her smiles it was all just wrong. He touched her wayyyy too much especially at the dinner table. So reminiscent of the Lannisters (games of thrones, just saying)
I know right?! I feel disgusted saying it but when he spoke and you saw his bad teeth with the cigarette, that was kinda sexy…. His hair his clothes just ASDFGHJKL:KDHDLK1.L<lp It should be illegal to grow old that well.
Leo, what are you doing to me?
Stop making me become attracted to racist, violent tempered, despicable men with bad teeth please.
Seriously, I feel wrong being so attracted to Calvin Candie. So very wrong.
Let’s not forget he may or may not have been in an incestuous relationship.
oh god yes! That was disturbing like hell.
I was actually going to add that in… How the hell did I forget to mention it in like a minute?
I have no idea! But seriously that is one Southern Belle who was way too happy to see her brother. Like the way she walked and talked and ugh, god it was terrible.
But Mr Candie, I still would.
Bradley Cooper & Jessica Chastain | Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.
(Source: berenicebejo)
